This one is a quote from a few years ago, at the request of my friend, the only other person besides "H" and "a" who has commented on one of my posts. So this is for him.
This was said hours after the Royals lost something like a 7-run lead in the 9th inning, and hours before I scratched my cornea with the corner of a menu. Somehow, these are all related. It had something to do with the amount of alcohol I had. So, I was being very loud, saying things I probably shouldn't have been saying. To people I didn't know.
KP to me
"Hey Emeril, why don't you take it down a notch."