Monday, July 02, 2007

Recently overheard in Iowa City

One (drunk) dude talking to a (drunk) group:

"Don't let Michael Bay convince you that the Autobots are good!"

Well shoot, where does that leave us, then??

Another quote, this time from a girl at a bar, talking about this guy that snuck up behind her and surprised her. Obviously this was said after he left.

"He was so ugly he sobered me up"

I love drunk people sometimes.


lucy said...

me too! drunk people rock, on occasion..

my dad and I had a few encounters with the partyin' Asheville folk while walking down Broadway at midnight.

imagine that.

standoutinacrowd said...

"oh fuck me"

the Crab said...

I wonder how we sounded Thursday night?

Heather said...

I'll have to remember that line. lmao. :)

Nicole said...

I've noticed that when you're under any influence, the best lines come out of our mouths. Does that mean we're smarter or dumber when we're sober?

Whiskeymarie said...

I'm voting/hoping smarter.

But I'm pretty sure it's actually dumber.
Much, much dumber.

Flenker said...

lucy - seeing drunk people when you're with your parents is always a fun time. . .

stand - that'll go in my "overheard in Milwaukee" post

the crab - I'm sure we sounded like scholars, no worries there

heather - I have to admit, it's a pretty good line

nicole - if I know Jack Daniels and Tom Collins (and I do), they would never do anything to make me dumber

whiskey - that's my vote too