well, not really. I've got about 0. Not my thing. But I do like reminiscing, and this song brings back some memories of my DJing days at Iowa State.
So, in the next few days, there will probably be more reminiscing, and, since everyone else is doing one, and it makes for an easy post, I'll probably have my top 10 albums of the year. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow or Friday. Yeah. This was a pretty good year as far as albums released goes.
Of course, in the next few weeks, I'll be preparing everyone's favorite, The Flenkys! So if anyone would like to make any nominations, or if you have a good category in mind, send them my way!
This year was a very transitional year for me personally, you know, with moving and getting a real job and my first apartment on my own and a dog and what have you. Things are looking up, though, I've made some great friends, and still have some excellent friends from my past, spread all around the country. (and isn't it funny that my friend that lives the furthest away is making her second trip already, and the rest of you have yet to come. . .) So things are going alright. I'll look back more on the year in the future. A lot happened.
Until next time, enjoy your day, make the most of the leap second (it already passed, but I think you can observe it in any second over the next few hours) and be safe out there. I will try to be safe while spending New Year's in my apartment. Which will be infinitely better than my New Year's Eve last year.
And everyone, cheer on the Hawkeyes tomorrow morning as they take on the South Carolina Gamecocks in the Outback Bowl! It should be a good game, and here's to hoping that Iowa rings in the new year with a WIN!!
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
The First Annual Flenkys
Welcome to the first annual Flenkys! We're here today to acknowledge the best and brightest from 2007 in the world of music, movies, and anything else that I can come up with! So without further ado, let's hand out some awards!
Best Movie seen by Flenker
While there were some excellent movies in the year 2007, for me, by far, the best one was No Country for Old Men. I mean, it got a rare 6 Flenker Thumbs Up!!!
Biggest Badass in a Movie
Random Section
Best Overused Word of 2007
Seriously, it was ridiculous.
Biggest Waste of Government Money in 2007
What the hell? On both accounts! One, why is congress taking its time investigating steroids or HGH or whatever? I guess they don't think they have other, more important things going on. Like a fucking war that no one likes.
Sports Section
Best Sports Story - Baseball
They went on a ridiculous streak to end the season and force a one-game playoff with the Padres, won that in dramatic fashion, then tore through the NL playoffs. Sure, the National League is kind of like Quadruple-A, and it showed in the Series, but still, very very impressive.
Best Sports Story - Football (College)
For as many struggles as the Hawkeyes had, it cheered me up to no end to see the Fighting Irish do so terribly. Any season in which they're terrible is a good season.
Best Sports Story - Football (Professional)
I gotta stick with the Hawkeye here. He was a monster this season, signing the highest-paying contract for a safety, and laying down the law.
Best Sporting Event Attended by Flenker in 2007
This was such a great atmosphere, like a bowl game (and the closest game the Hawkeyes played in to a bowl game), tons of Iowa fans, and a trip to Chicago. What more could you ask for??
Music Section
Best Song
This was a tough choice. All of the songs listed were great, and then there were so many other that could have been nominated. But "7 Stars" just makes me feel good, gets me going. I'm pretty sure it was a 6-way tie for second.
Album of the Year
Radiohead's innovative method of release (pay-what-you-want) worked incredibly well, and their innovative music was even better. I think they'll go down in annals as one of the best bands of our generation.
Best Concert Attended by Flenker
This was a fun show, with good company, a few gin and tonics, and excellent music, all around. Plus, I was able to talk with both bands, and got the feeling that they both loved what they were doing. How can that be bad?
Mixed Media Section
Best Book I Read (note: books may not have been published in 2007, but I read them anyways!)
Not quite the runaway that Best Movie was, but a fairly easy choice for me. I loved all of these books, but this one just had something to it that made it stand out above the rest.
Best Short Story Read by Flenker (see above for qualifier)
This was one of the most well-written, well-argued pieces of work I've ever read. It deserves its own post, and will probably get one soon.
Best Video Game of 2007
I almost put The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess up there, but it was released in 2006, so I couldn't do it. NCAA '08 is a great game, though. Almost enough to make me buy an Xbox, just so I could play it.
Screw You I'm Giving Myself
Some Awards Section
Best Post on The Politics of Lonely
It's still one of my favorite posts, I was funny back then. And the girl was really cute.
Best Gimmick at The Politics of Lonely
I like watching movies. And I like putting lots of little pictures of me in a goofy pose up. It's the obvious choice.
And finally, the last award of the day
Most Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
ooh, the suspense!
The winner is Dwight Howard, for this play, which made me stand up in the middle of the bar and yell "oh my!!!", right in the middle of a conversation. I remember this moment well
Howard has a good chance at this award again next year for his performance in the Slam Dunk contest, but he may get a run for his money from this guy
So, thanks for coming, everyone looked so nice all dressed up. Make sure you pick up some trash on the way out, instead of getting janitors, we got this gigantic inflatable cat.
Come back again next year!
Movie Section
Best Movie seen by Flenker
- No Country for Old Men
- Juno
- King of Kong
- Ratatouille
- I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
- Hot Fuzz
And the winner is. . . No Country for Old Men!!!
While there were some excellent movies in the year 2007, for me, by far, the best one was No Country for Old Men. I mean, it got a rare 6 Flenker Thumbs Up!!!
Biggest Badass in a Movie
- Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men
- The Flenky goes to. . . Javier Bardem!
Random SectionBest Overused Word of 2007
- "green"
- "the"
- "change
"Green," come on down!
Seriously, it was ridiculous.
Biggest Waste of Government Money in 2007
- Congress investigation into steroids in baseball
- War in Middle East
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie!!!
What the hell? On both accounts! One, why is congress taking its time investigating steroids or HGH or whatever? I guess they don't think they have other, more important things going on. Like a fucking war that no one likes.
Sports SectionBest Sports Story - Baseball
- White Sox Suck
- Colorado Rockies make the Series
- Cardinals Suck
- Mets Choke
- Royals (slightly) improve
The Flenky goes to. . . The Rockies!
They went on a ridiculous streak to end the season and force a one-game playoff with the Padres, won that in dramatic fashion, then tore through the NL playoffs. Sure, the National League is kind of like Quadruple-A, and it showed in the Series, but still, very very impressive.
Best Sports Story - Football (College)
- Notre Dame Sucks really bad
- Iowa beats Illinois
- Stanford beats USC
- Appalachian State beats Michigan
- Iowa State loses to UNI
Notre Dame, you won something!!
For as many struggles as the Hawkeyes had, it cheered me up to no end to see the Fighting Irish do so terribly. Any season in which they're terrible is a good season.
Best Sports Story - Football (Professional)
- Reggie Bush makes slightly more money in pros than he did at USC
- Mario Williams becomes a beast
- Patriots go undefeated (regular season)
- Rex Grossman's and Kyle Orton's neck beard
- Bob Sanders - Defensive Player of the Year
Bobby Sanders, here's a Flenky!
I gotta stick with the Hawkeye here. He was a monster this season, signing the highest-paying contract for a safety, and laying down the law.
Best Sporting Event Attended by Flenker in 2007
- Iowa vs Northern Illinois @ Soldier Field, Chicago
- Kansas City Royals @ Milwaukee Brewers, Miller Park, Milwaukee, WI
- Syracuse vs Iowa, Kinnick Stadium, Iowa City, IA
- Twins @ Royals, Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City, MO
- Astros @ Cubs, Wrigley Field, Chicago, IL
- Chicago Bulls @ Washington Wizards, Verizon Center, Washington, DC
The award goes to. . . Iowa vs Northern Illinois!
This was such a great atmosphere, like a bowl game (and the closest game the Hawkeyes played in to a bowl game), tons of Iowa fans, and a trip to Chicago. What more could you ask for??
Music SectionBest Song
- The New Pornographers - "Challengers"
- Animal Collective - "Fireworks"
- Of Montreal - "A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger"
- Spoon - "The Underdog"
- Loney, Dear - "I am John"
- Devendra Banhart - "Lover"
- The Apples in Stereo - "7 Stars"
In the closest category of the day, the award for Best Song goes to The Apples in Stereo!
This was a tough choice. All of the songs listed were great, and then there were so many other that could have been nominated. But "7 Stars" just makes me feel good, gets me going. I'm pretty sure it was a 6-way tie for second.
Album of the Year
- Loney, Dear - Loney, Noir
- Radiohead - In Rainbows
- Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are you the Destroyer?
- Bright Eyes - Cassadaga
- The New Pornographers - Challengers
- The Apples in Stereo - New Magnetic Wonder
In another close one, Radiohead takes the Flenky!
Radiohead's innovative method of release (pay-what-you-want) worked incredibly well, and their innovative music was even better. I think they'll go down in annals as one of the best bands of our generation.
Best Concert Attended by Flenker
- Reel Big Fish - LeClair Park, Davenport, IA
- Jose Gonzalez - The Parish Room, Austin, TX
- Loney, Dear with Of Montreal - First Ave, Minneapolis, MN
- Project Jenny, Project Jan with Fujiya and Miyagi - Club De Ville, Austin, TX
- Animal Collective - The Picador, Iowa City, IA
The Flenky goes to PJ, PJ with Fujiya and Miyagi!
This was a fun show, with good company, a few gin and tonics, and excellent music, all around. Plus, I was able to talk with both bands, and got the feeling that they both loved what they were doing. How can that be bad?
Mixed Media SectionBest Book I Read (note: books may not have been published in 2007, but I read them anyways!)
- You Shall Know Our Velocity! by Dave Eggers
- What is the What? by Dave Eggers
- A Weekend of Long Goodbyes by Paul Murray
- Moneyball by Michael Lewis
- Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris
You Shall Know Our Velocity!, you win!
Not quite the runaway that Best Movie was, but a fairly easy choice for me. I loved all of these books, but this one just had something to it that made it stand out above the rest.
Best Short Story Read by Flenker (see above for qualifier)
- All Aboard the Bloated Boat: Arguments in Favor of Barry Bonds by Lee Klein
- Love and Honor and Pity and Pride and Compassion and Sacrifice by Nam Le
- About the Man Who Began Flying After Meeting Her by Dave Eggers
- American by Joshua Clark
Lee Klein gets his first Flenky!
This was one of the most well-written, well-argued pieces of work I've ever read. It deserves its own post, and will probably get one soon.
Best Video Game of 2007
- NCAA Football 2008 (Xbox360)
- Madden '08 (Wii)
- Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
- Rock Band (Xbox360)
NCAA Football is the winner!
I almost put The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess up there, but it was released in 2006, so I couldn't do it. NCAA '08 is a great game, though. Almost enough to make me buy an Xbox, just so I could play it.
Screw You I'm Giving MyselfSome Awards Section
Best Post on The Politics of Lonely
- The very first post (Here We Go Again. . .)
- Dear super cute girl sitting across from me at the library,
- The one where I announce my intentions to move (that worked out well)
- Rules for being with Flenker
- When I was interviewed by the Boob Lady or Minty
- Is this heaven?
Super cute girl, you may not have noticed, but here's a Flenky!
It's still one of my favorite posts, I was funny back then. And the girl was really cute.
Best Gimmick at The Politics of Lonely
And the winner is. . . Flenker Thumbs Up!
I like watching movies. And I like putting lots of little pictures of me in a goofy pose up. It's the obvious choice.
And finally, the last award of the day
Most Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
ooh, the suspense!
The winner is Dwight Howard, for this play, which made me stand up in the middle of the bar and yell "oh my!!!", right in the middle of a conversation. I remember this moment well
Howard has a good chance at this award again next year for his performance in the Slam Dunk contest, but he may get a run for his money from this guy
So, thanks for coming, everyone looked so nice all dressed up. Make sure you pick up some trash on the way out, instead of getting janitors, we got this gigantic inflatable cat.
Come back again next year!
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