Recently overheard in Iowa City

One (drunk) dude talking to a (drunk) group:

"Don't let Michael Bay convince you that the Autobots are good!"

Well shoot, where does that leave us, then??

Another quote, this time from a girl at a bar, talking about this guy that snuck up behind her and surprised her. Obviously this was said after he left.

"He was so ugly he sobered me up"

I love drunk people sometimes.