Ok, since I haven't written anything for a long time, and H is out tonight sitting in ridiculous seats at a basketball game, I figured I'd give her and hand and live blog the Oscars, since she won't be able to do it herself. 
Let's see, 7:27 - Some people were wearing stuff.  Mickey Rourke is awesome.  I hope he wins just to hear his speech. 
7:30 - Wait, Hugh Jackman is hosting?  I'm done.